Saturday, January 31, 2009

Angelina Jolie Biography

Allow me to introduce all of you who have been hiding under a rock to the hottest woman on earth. Oh yes, you'll get to see miss Angelina Jolie nude soon enough. For now, however we're gonna get to know the woman behind, or inside the hot body. I know you impatient bastards are drooling to see her sexy naked pics and videos. It's coming!

Born Angelina Jolie Voight, baby girl popped out mommy's womb June 4, 1975. Needless to say, she's been sexy ever since. Ok...maybe that was a little creepy. Let's say her sexiness came in the early 90's! I'm sure she was cute until then though! As you may be able to tell by her last name, her father is Jon Voight. Voight is a very well known and successful actor. They even appeared together back in 2001's Tomb Raider movie. This was just a very brief attempt at reconciliation, however. Angelina has been estranged from her father for a very long time. No one really knows why, as neither of them really have spoken on the subject. She legally dropped the Voight from her name back in 2002 becoming the Angelina Jolie that we all know and love. Her mother, Marcheline is French Canadian. She was also an actress.

Jon and Marcheline seperated back in 1976 and Jolie was raised by her mother along with her brother. It was as a child growing up with her mother that Angelina got bit by the acting bug. My guess is that since her mother had given up acting, she pushed it off onto baby girl to live vicariously through her. Angelina says she was not at all inspired to go into acting because of her father, only because of the movies she used to go to with her mother. This was in NY. Around age 11, the fam moved back to LA and Angie enrolled in the Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute. There she trained to become the excellent actress you see today. I wonder if she practice getting all those Angelina Jolie nude scenes that we know and love. I doubt it. That probably came with experience and on the job training.

Angelina actually had a pretty rough time growing up and going through school. Believe it or not, she was teased because of the way she looked! I know, it sounds like a bunch of bull seeing how beautiful she is at this point. She would often wear hand me down clothes and she was super skinny. She also had braces and wore glasses. I guess that was more than enough for young bastard kids to pick on her and make her feel bad. It worked such a number on her emotionally that she turned to self-mutilation. She was quoted as saying that cutting herself was "somehow therapeutic."

No surprise that around age 14 she turned into one of the weirdo goth chicks that like to wear all black for no good reason. She dropped out of acting class and hoped to be a funeral director. What the hell? She even had a live in boyfriend at the time. What the hell her mother was thinking, I don't know! Two years later, they'd break up and she finished high school after getting back into acting classes. Thank God! We may have never gotten to see her naked if that fkr had stuck around.

Professionally, her acting career began with 1993's Cyborg 2. Guess what. The first time we got to see Angelina Jolie nude video was Cyborg 2. Obviously comfortable with her amazing body, she's been naked on film many times since. I'm damn sure glad for it too!

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